The following is a transcript from instant messanger from Monday 4/16:

kudrums (9:08 PM): hello stalker of Jose

Special75K (9:09 PM): how long have i been stalking jose?

kudrums (9:09 PM): um...i dont know, i just remember you saying that you do

Special75K (9:09 PM): oh

Special75K (9:09 PM): i forgot that i did

Special75K (9:10 PM): i'm such a lazystalker

kudrums (9:10 PM): ah yes...how is it going? how was your weekend?

Special75K (9:11 PM): really nice

kudrums (9:11 PM): thats good. what did you do?

Special75K (9:12 PM): omaha stuff, church stuff, and family easter stuff

Special75K (9:12 PM): and some school stuff

kudrums (9:12 PM): oh

kudrums (9:12 PM): no jose stalking stuff?

Special75K (9:13 PM): actually yeah, thought i'd fly back to lawrence to stalk him at night so my parents would never notice i was gone

kudrums (9:13 PM): how were you planning to stalk poor jose?

Special75K (9:14 PM): umm following him around?

kudrums (9:14 PM): that works

kudrums (9:14 PM): you know, he can defend himself

Special75K (9:15 PM): physically or legally?

kudrums (9:15 PM): You must watch out for his drum stick!

Special75K (9:17 PM): hmm that could create problems

Special75K (9:18 PM): but he doesn't know i sit on his window ledge every night

Special75K (9:18 PM): he doesn't see me

kudrums (9:18 PM): how do you do that?

Special75K (9:18 PM): whadja mean?

Special75K (9:18 PM): i climb out through the study room window and walk to his room on the concrete slab thingy

kudrums (9:18 PM): how do you sit on his window ledge without him seeing you?

Special75K (9:19 PM): oh

Special75K (9:19 PM): its dark out

Special75K (9:19 PM): and he doesn't look outside much

Special75K (9:19 PM): specially if he's sleeping

kudrums (9:19 PM): but he rarely sleeps

kudrums (9:19 PM): you should know that

Special75K (9:20 PM): he sleeps more than you think

kudrums (9:20 PM): how are you able to sit from his window ledge without falling off?

Special75K (9:21 PM): its about a foot thick

kudrums (9:21 PM): you sit and watch him at the same time?

kudrums (9:21 PM): isnt that a little uncomfortable?

kudrums (9:22 PM): you have to turn around all the time

Special75K (9:23 PM): don't have to turn around all the time, i just can't lean back

Special75K (9:23 PM): and its worth it to be uncomfortable just to be that close to him

kudrums (9:24 PM): how do you lean back?

kudrums (9:24 PM): that isn't possible

Special75K (9:24 PM): i don't lean back

kudrums (9:24 PM): oh, but you CANT lean back

Special75K (9:25 PM): yeah i'd fall 6 stories

kudrums (9:25 PM): wouldnt you fall through his window?

Special75K (9:27 PM): no

kudrums (9:27 PM): if you fell 6 stories, you would have to lean forward

Special75K (9:27 PM): no

Special75K (9:27 PM): i'm facing his window

kudrums (9:27 PM): but you are sitting

kudrums (9:27 PM): there is no way you can sit and face his window at the same time

Special75K (9:27 PM): i stand

Special75K (9:28 PM): all night long

Special75K (9:28 PM): just to watch him breathe

kudrums (9:28 PM): you said before that you sit

Special75K (9:28 PM): figure of speech

kudrums (9:28 PM): so you sitstand?

kudrums (9:28 PM): I see

kudrums (9:29 PM): or is it standsit?

Special75K (9:32 PM): standsit

kudrums (9:33 PM): I didn't know that you have four legs.

Special75K (9:34 PM): umm

Special75K (9:34 PM): sitstand?

kudrums (9:34 PM): ok

kudrums (9:35 PM): so you like to watch your victim breathe....

Special75K (9:35 PM): yes

Special75K (9:35 PM): and drool

Special75K (9:35 PM): and roll over

Special75K (9:35 PM): kinda like a dog

Special75K (9:36 PM): its cute

kudrums (9:36 PM): so you are attracted to dogs...

kudrums (9:36 PM): they also have four legs

Special75K (9:36 PM): yup

kudrums (9:36 PM): and a tail

kudrums (9:37 PM): does Jose have a tail?

Special75K (9:40 PM): shhh...yup

Special75K (9:40 PM): strange thing is, its on the front of him and not the back

Special75K (9:40 PM): don't tell anyone though

kudrums (9:41 PM): tell who what?

Special75K (9:42 PM): thats it

kudrums (9:42 PM): this meaningless conversation about your stalking of Jose Espinosa is secure.

(*RIGHT*)

kudrums (9:46 PM): so you like Jose's tail in the front of him....

Special75K (9:46 PM): LOL

kudrums (9:46 PM): thats normal

kudrums (9:48 PM): does he wag this tail in front of him often?

Special75K (9:49 PM): ohhh there are so many things i could say to that, but i don't want to go there (*YEAH YOU DO!*)

kudrums (9:50 PM): just answer this one question: Does he wag this tail in front of him when he sees you?

Special75K (9:51 PM): he doesn't see me, i'm a good stalker

kudrums (9:52 PM): how do you know he dosen't see you...does he wag this tail in the front of his body when you think he dosent see you when

you are staking him?

Special75K (9:53 PM): i think its time to change the subject

kudrums (9:54 PM): ok

(*LONG PAUSE*)

kudrums (10:01 PM): Jose has his tryout tomorrow for section leader.

Special75K (10:02 PM): is he hopeful?

kudrums (10:02 PM): He should be...because....FUTURE BOY is going to save the day!

kudrums (10:03 PM): do you think he will get it?

Special75K (10:04 PM): i don't know anything about it

Special75K (10:05 PM): i hope he does if he wants it

kudrums (10:05 PM): well I think he will

kudrums (10:07 PM): as long as he dosent hit his tail with his drumstick.

Special75K (10:07 PM): whatever.