My grandfather is so insensitive. He only cares about himself. He didn't even realize it was my birthday until my mom told him what we did for it. About 15 minutes later he hands me a check. Oh well, its money.

What really made me mad this time is that when we were talking about our dog and how great it is to have him around he says "what good is it to have a dog like him?"

What do you mean grandfather? You mean we should get rid of him? Is that what you're getting at?

My dog is very special to me. I have had him since I was in kindergarden and I named him. Roosevelt is a part of me. I am a part of him. I will never have another dog like him.

Thanks Grandpa. Maybe I should take a baseball bat to your new oldsmobile. I mean, what good is it to have a car like that anyway?