1. What should I do tonight after my 3rd drumline rehearsal of the day?

A) Practice some more

B) Go to that kick ass drum major party and get really sick and drunk

C) Go to that kick ass drum major party and not get really sick and drunk/or sleep if i am that tired to do so/or none or the above

2. What should i do about my shoulder?

A) Lift some more weights

B) Complain

C) Take it like, well, you know, someone like a man

3) My horoscope says that I should try something new today. Should I:

A) Do something new

B) Not believe my horoscope

C) Quit reading my horoscope because it's never accurate

4) I think one of my roommates is a pot head. What should I do?

A) Give him a DARE speech (dress up like McGruff)

B) Go hit the bong with him and his buds

C) Do nothing

5) Another one of my roommates sleeps at odd times of the day and he acts strange. Do I:

A) Piss him off while he's asleep

B) Organize a meeting with my 3 other roommates just to say to this kid that he's "WEIRD"

C) Do my own thing, even if it requires pissing him off occasionally

(Remember, the answer is always C).