Special75K: ridcardo to you too

Special75K: odracdir?

KUdRUMs: and pinkerneil too

KUdRUMs: bowling a 21

Special75K: thats not very good

KUdRUMs: see, i got fired

KUdRUMs: i give up

Special75K: why not give down while you're at it?

KUdRUMs: why don't you?

Special75K: i will if you will

KUdRUMs: well, I refuse

Special75K: well then you're not getting any of my down either :-P

KUdRUMs: oh my gosh! thanks a lot! my bill won't arrive until 2005?

Special75K: no, 5002

KUdRUMs: I'm not getting rewarded!

Special75K: you're getting unwarded

Special75K: you're a ward of the state

Special75K: you have no estate

KUdRUMs: because my taxes ultimately pay for my housing

KUdRUMs: unfortunately, yogi knows better

Special75K: yes, he stole my pickanick basket

Special75K: did you know he and boo-boo got married?

KUdRUMs: yeah and did you know that you spell pickanick picnic?

KUdRUMs: its much simpler if you look at it...

KUdRUMs: I come with free caller I.D.

Special75K: if i get an answering machine can i get brad pitt for free instead?

Special75K: or does he come with the blender?

Special75K: i want a chocolate statue of jesus

KUdRUMs: why jesus? I can't wait for water!

Special75K: there will be a drought monsoon last tuesday

KUdRUMs: you are one of the most beautiful places on god's earth, at the end of each trail...breathless

Special75K: the monkey landed on the donkey, but he had no door key, and left for the florida keys

KUdRUMs: there's luck! Someone's going to help us!

KUdRUMs: thats the difference between us...you want to go home

Special75K: the dish ran away with the spoon, so now i have to go to paris

KUdRUMs: what are you? A knife?

Special75K: a spork, its a fork and spoon in one, what superciliousness

KUdRUMs: whats more fun? kansas or iowa

Special75K: lucky charms, its magically delicious

KUdRUMs: hmmm...someone's campfire could use some more wood

Special75K: you really light my fire

KUdRUMs: the trick is to use matches

Special75K: i personally prefer lighter fluid

KUdRUMs: as long as you get something out of it is all that matters

Special75K: cause i can can can can can

KUdRUMs: >:OWawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Special75K: violence is not the answer